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An Orbital project that meets the intermediate (Gemini) achievement level, created in one day. Read more about the motivation, the project log or fork us on GitHub!. API now available for consuming fucks programmatically.

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orbital is a bitch

bahbah - 5 years ago

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

palpatine95 - 7 years ago

shits and giggles

Kung Führer - 7 years ago

Fuck

Fuck - 7 years ago

I LIKE YOUR STYLE

Facey McFaceBoat - 7 years ago

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c8dvsfgfh - 7 years ago

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Peridot - 7 years ago

My partner won't stop trying to force me to watch some strange show about colorful ponies

Boaty McBoatface - 8 years ago

Hello world!

Anonymous - 8 years ago